Crass sexist jokes:
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Crass sexist jokes:
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lb.
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a
new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention of driving.
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Nudity.
***************
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lb.
****************
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
***************
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
***************
What's the difference between a new husband and a
new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
****************
What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention of driving.
****************
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
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