Paybacks for all the blonde jokes
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Paybacks for all the blonde jokes
For all the men who like to send blonde jokes... the paybacks are here!
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them..
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut..
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop and ask for directions..
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer..
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds eventually will mature..
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them..
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened..
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
They all already have boyfriends..
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow..
Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed..
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge..
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire..
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Tape the remote control between his toes..
What did God say after creating man?
"I must be able to do better than THAT!"
What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect"..
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're all married..
Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says, "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says, "So she would love you!"
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them..
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut..
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won't stop and ask for directions..
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer..
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds eventually will mature..
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them..
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened..
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
looking?
They all already have boyfriends..
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow..
Why are married women usually heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed..
Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge..
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire..
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
Tape the remote control between his toes..
What did God say after creating man?
"I must be able to do better than THAT!"
What did God say after creating Eve?
"Practice makes perfect"..
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They're all married..
Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says, "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says, "So she would love you!"
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From: Edison
hahaha some good ones in there....
how about
why are womens' feet shorter than mens'?
so they can stand closer to the stove
how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
none...let the b*tch cook in the dark
what do women and condoms have in common?
they both spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
what's the difference between your wife and your job?
after 10 years your job will still suck
how about
why are womens' feet shorter than mens'?
so they can stand closer to the stove
how many men does it take to change a light bulb?
none...let the b*tch cook in the dark
what do women and condoms have in common?
they both spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
what's the difference between your wife and your job?
after 10 years your job will still suck
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A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept.
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my apartment."
Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."
They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom blonde.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my apartment."
Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters the word, "OK."
They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle."
He says, ..."That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."