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DaRKCrow's view of Beer vs Woman!

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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 10:45 AM
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Me&Beer&S2ki mix! Bwahahahhaa!

1) A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
2) When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer.
3) A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
4) You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5) If you pour a beer just right you'll always get good head.
6) Hangovers go away.
7) When you are finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
8) You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9) A beer always goes down easy.
10) You can share a beer with your friends.
11) Beer is always wet.
12) You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
13) A frigid beer, is a good beer.
14) You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15) You can enjoy a beer all month long.


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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 10:50 AM
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true that brutha
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 10:58 AM
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Where have you been Jim?
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 11:04 AM
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and little DC fits in the hole of the tab of the beer can.
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 11:06 AM
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I been working my ass off plus starting my little side business. Can u say eBayer!


LOL,


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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 11:08 AM
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 11:56 AM
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Old Jan 15, 2004 | 01:06 PM
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And beer can is always round, never flat.
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