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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by CKit,Oct 16 2009, 01:51 PM
So your Blackberry is covered with microscopic pieces of poo?

Then you put it up to your face to talk?
Full of nutrients, good for your skin
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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Who's the lucky one that gets to hold your hand while you poop?

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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Jamison1987,Oct 16 2009, 10:52 AM

the tanning place next door
Need pictures of hot chicks going in/coming out of the tanning place
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CKit,Oct 16 2009, 10:51 AM
So your Blackberry is covered with microscopic pieces of poo?

Then you put it up to your face to talk?
No of course not! I always re-holster the berry before wiping and then wash my hands after wiping is complete!
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by GateCrasher,Oct 16 2009, 01:50 PM
Night fapping FTW!
Morning just means I have to get up earlier, unless the GF decides to wake me up.
Its funny how fapping can both help you wake up and go to sleep
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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That break room looks like it may pose a danger to your life. I mean open electrical wiring + ladders = break room Tarzan shit.
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Diego1107,Oct 16 2009, 10:55 AM
That break room looks like it may pose a danger to your life. I mean open electrical wiring + ladders = break room Tarzan shit.
Yea pretty much. It gets better tho...
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Jamison1987,Oct 16 2009, 01:55 PM
No of course not! I always re-holster the berry before wiping and then wash my hands after wiping is complete!
Google "Airborne Fecal Matter." Wait until after lunch, though.
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 11:00 AM
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I'm surprised Tom hasn't made an appearance yet...
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Old Oct 16, 2009 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Oct 16 2009, 01:54 PM
Need pictures of hot chicks going in/coming out of the tanning place
Amen. Bonus points for camel toe.
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