**** it... wasnt meant to be...

Go trade your s2k on a 2009, she has zero say now

 

My three rules for Women learned from personal experience:

#1 -- Never date an American Woman for more than 6 months, preferably less than 6 weeks.

#2 -- Never marry an American Woman.

#3 -- Look for a good cook. Women from the Phillipines, China, Colombia, and Spain are usually good cooks. Those are the places to start.

 

x2.

ive been locked down for the past two years and i miss all the three aforementioned points - especially #1.

single life is great man. its just an adjustment thing and until you can get over her and be independent , you wont get anyone else.

 

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk [/media]

 

Sounds like a communication problem or... she was just a crazy bitch.
Probably the latter!

 

wallow in your self-pity and cry uncontrollably. then write dark "poetry" and tell your ex how much you want to kill yourself. call/text/im/email her constantly, and follow her around when she goes out with her friends.

she'll be back with you in no time.

 

Lol! Man that clip for The Office pretty much sums it up!

 

I heard you could go to London, meet a hot chick, bang her and get a BJ from her sister and then the story stops...

 

Lol! Maybe on her part. She is pretty young too so i'm sure that has a lot to do with it!

 

penthouse letters?