lol.The other day I was at a stoplight on the left turn lane. The light turn green and a car on the opposite drove pass us, the lady was looking at her rearview mirror, while curling her eye lashes. I look at my cousin and said " did you just saw that? ", he was like "yeah, shes curling her eye lashes".

 

I was waiting at a stop light once and I noticed a car coming up behind me a little fast in the rear view mirror - I put my eyes on the mirror and see this old Buick barreling down on me in my S, this 90 year old woman's body stuck in the driver seat, head laid back against the head rest, mouth open and leaning over sideways. Seriously, it looked just like this minus the microphone and loud colors:



The first thing that pops into my mind is "holy crap this car with a corpse at the wheel is going to rear end me!" so I start looking for a place to move out of the way. The car slows down, comes to a stop, pulls up behind me but the driver of the car never moves! I guess she had a stroke or something and lost movement in her face; god it scared the crap out of me.