you're so po'

you can't afford the o and the r

puhahaha lame


your house is so small ur welcome mat only says


"WEL"

 

Damn, noboby bit -- maybe thats for the better. I am not at all proud of the punchline.

 

SilverFog,

You would probably have been banned yourself for the punchline to that one!!!!!!!

 

Probably. Its the sort of joke you save for when you are in a crowd that already knows you're not an ass. Delivered in mixed company, you are sure to find someone building a bonfire and erecting a stake with your name on it.