Do you have a worse joke than this?
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From: Brecksville
OK, I must post another long one....
A cross country truck driver was doing the LA to NYC run. He was a bit heavy so he stuck to the secondary highays as much as possible. Late one evening he was traveling the old Route 66 in NM when he passed a roadside diner. There was an oldchalkbaord menu out front by the road, an on it was emblazoned the single word...
"CHILI"
Being somewhat of an afficianado the the spicy meat and bean meal in a bowl, he pulled in. He had second thoughts when he saw that there was only one car in the lot, but he was hungry and could not wait for the next roadside diner.
Walking into the diner, there was a rather smallish, older gentalman sitting at the counter in silence. Our trucker sat down next to him and noting that the older gentleman had a bowl of chili he asked how it was.
The older fellow did not respond, nor did he even aknowledge the truckers presence.
The waitress came out and asked the trucker what he wanted. After asking a few questions about the chili, the trucker decided to order.
The waitress promptly returned with a brimming bowl of the best chili the driver had ever had. He was so impressed that he asked the waitress for a second bowl, which she regretfully refused to give him do to the fact that she had given him the last bowl.
The trucker looked at the older man who had been sitting in silence next to him and asked if he was going to eat his bowl of chili which was stull full. The old man continued to stare off, in what was apparently one of the worst cases of highway hipgnoses the driver had ever seen.
The driver decided that he would just eat the guys chili and pick up his tab, as well as buy him something else if he was still hungry.
He had the waitress warm it in the microwave on the counter, and the like the previous bowl he quickly emptied it.
Just as he got to the bottom of the bowl he found a dog turd in the chili. Suddenly he was sick and vometed filling the chili bowl to the brim.
Suddenly, as if woken from a trance, the little old man lifted his head, turned to the driver and said ...
"You know, I did the same thing!"
A cross country truck driver was doing the LA to NYC run. He was a bit heavy so he stuck to the secondary highays as much as possible. Late one evening he was traveling the old Route 66 in NM when he passed a roadside diner. There was an oldchalkbaord menu out front by the road, an on it was emblazoned the single word...
"CHILI"
Being somewhat of an afficianado the the spicy meat and bean meal in a bowl, he pulled in. He had second thoughts when he saw that there was only one car in the lot, but he was hungry and could not wait for the next roadside diner.
Walking into the diner, there was a rather smallish, older gentalman sitting at the counter in silence. Our trucker sat down next to him and noting that the older gentleman had a bowl of chili he asked how it was.
The older fellow did not respond, nor did he even aknowledge the truckers presence.
The waitress came out and asked the trucker what he wanted. After asking a few questions about the chili, the trucker decided to order.
The waitress promptly returned with a brimming bowl of the best chili the driver had ever had. He was so impressed that he asked the waitress for a second bowl, which she regretfully refused to give him do to the fact that she had given him the last bowl.
The trucker looked at the older man who had been sitting in silence next to him and asked if he was going to eat his bowl of chili which was stull full. The old man continued to stare off, in what was apparently one of the worst cases of highway hipgnoses the driver had ever seen.
The driver decided that he would just eat the guys chili and pick up his tab, as well as buy him something else if he was still hungry.
He had the waitress warm it in the microwave on the counter, and the like the previous bowl he quickly emptied it.
Just as he got to the bottom of the bowl he found a dog turd in the chili. Suddenly he was sick and vometed filling the chili bowl to the brim.
Suddenly, as if woken from a trance, the little old man lifted his head, turned to the driver and said ...
"You know, I did the same thing!"
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From: Windham, NH
Originally posted by Honda-Girl
There was a man who went to consult the doctor.He told the doctor that there was a strange red ring around his d**k .The doctor gave him a pink pill and told him to come back in three days.
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Three days have pasted and the man came back to the doctor and said that it did'nt go away so the doctor gave him a bigger pink pills and told him to come back in three days
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Three days have pasted and the man came back and told the doc it still has'nt gone so the doc gave him some clear liquid and told the man to wash his d**k with it and come back the next day
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The man came back and said "Thanks Doc its gone but what was the liquid ? " and the doc replyed and said "it was lip stick remover !"
There was a man who went to consult the doctor.He told the doctor that there was a strange red ring around his d**k .The doctor gave him a pink pill and told him to come back in three days.
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Three days have pasted and the man came back to the doctor and said that it did'nt go away so the doctor gave him a bigger pink pills and told him to come back in three days
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Three days have pasted and the man came back and told the doc it still has'nt gone so the doc gave him some clear liquid and told the man to wash his d**k with it and come back the next day
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The man came back and said "Thanks Doc its gone but what was the liquid ? " and the doc replyed and said "it was lip stick remover !"
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From: Sydney
Alternative version:
Two guys are in a doctors waiting room. Both have red rings around there penises.
First guy goes in.
Comes out 2 minutes later and says "Nothing to worry about!".
Second guy goes in.
Doctor says "We're going to have to amputate".
Second guy "But the first guy came out and said 'Nothing to worry about'?"
Doctor "There's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene!"
Two guys are in a doctors waiting room. Both have red rings around there penises.
First guy goes in.
Comes out 2 minutes later and says "Nothing to worry about!".
Second guy goes in.
Doctor says "We're going to have to amputate".
Second guy "But the first guy came out and said 'Nothing to worry about'?"
Doctor "There's a big difference between lipstick and gangrene!"
