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Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 12:55 PM
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If you flush the urinal and don't wash your hands, you are touching every guys dick that has used it before you.
If you don't flush it, do you think the next guy enjoys smelling your piss?
Flush and wash.
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 01:01 PM
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The trouble is after all this attention to detail and hygeine you still got to open that damn restroom door to get out of the place. Re-infected ....arggghhhhh !!
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 01:03 PM
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I almost always wash my hands after using the restroom for any reason. But, every once in a blue moon, if I'm in a big hurry or super lazy, I might not bother after taking a leak. After dropping bombs, I always wash. This is, however, mostly a habitual thing for me, because I realize that many common everyday items (i.e. money and anything else that a lot of people touch) are far dirtier than anything I might touch while taking a piss.
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 01:08 PM
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i'm all for clean hands.

however..... the irony is this (talking about pissing from the perspective of a guy).... i go through life touching all sorts of stuff that i have no idea where/what they've been. and i'm all worried about touching my dick then touching something else? in reality, i should walk into the bathroom, wash my hands, THEN take a piss, and walk out. I mean hell, if theres anything that i encounter in a day that i'm entirely sure of in regards to where its been and how clean it is, it's my dick.

so yeah, i touch a dirty doorknob, touch myself, then wash my hands, and touch yet another even filthier doorknob. i still wash, but seriously it's almost like why bother.
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 01:09 PM
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When urine leaves the body it is sterile. I would not need to guess about the sterility of the backsplash from the urinal.


People touch all sorts of dirty stuff during the day: scratching ear-holes, picking teeth or boogers, crotch-scratching (over and under clothing). Males perform "adjustments" on occasion without washing.

When I was dating, I thought women were so clean. Now that I am married, I found out the truth.... yeeeechhh!
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 01:38 PM
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I was my hands everytime i go to the bathroom!
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 01:58 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by nexus
[B]i'm all for clean hands.

however..... the irony is this (talking about pissing from the perspective of a guy).... i go through life touching all sorts of stuff that i have no idea where/what they've been. and i'm all worried about touching my dick then touching something else? in reality, i should walk into the bathroom, wash my hands, THEN take a piss, and walk out. I mean hell, if theres anything that i encounter in a day that i'm entirely sure of in regards to where its been and how clean it is, it's my dick.
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 07:26 PM
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This is science at work.....

You go in and take a piss, get the paper towel ready so you don't dirty your hands on the towel dispensor.....then wash your hands...then use the paper towel to open the door.....

Magic..... clean hands.... maybe you could wash your hands before touching your dick if you so desire...
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 07:37 PM
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Actually, the funny thing is that it doesn't really matter if you get urine on your hands or not, unless the smell bothers you. In fact, it is common practice in some countries to wash your hair with animal urine, predominantly African countries. It's a sterile, acidic, cleansing compound that a body produces. You can even distill urine into drinkable water.

Urine is pretty much one of the most sterile substances your body can produce, because of the high acid in the water stream (stomach acid is the most sterile, because of how acidic it is).

A distillation of urine, Urea, is actually used in hand and face creams as well as exfoliating products. So, when you piss, you're pissing free hand cream ^__^
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Old Aug 13, 2003 | 08:24 PM
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never.
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