Off-topic Talk Where overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.

Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

Thread Tools
 
Old Aug 13, 2003 | 08:27 PM
  #21  
gomarlins3's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 23,396
Likes: 108
From: Kuna Idaho
Default

Yes, I do and I use a paper towel to touch the door if I am using a public bathroom.
Reply
Old Aug 13, 2003 | 10:41 PM
  #22  
EvoVII's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 6,147
Likes: 0
From: 49th Parallel
Default

Ya, I think I always do, I'm not a clean freak, I think I just do it out of habit..
Reply
Old Aug 13, 2003 | 10:54 PM
  #23  
S1999+1's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 555
Likes: 0
From: Charleston
Default

I do when at work, you know...public germs and whatnot. Not always at home, but sometimes.
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 04:41 AM
  #24  
VTEC_Junkie's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 4,709
Likes: 1
From: Berkeley
Default

here's something else to make you paranoid: when you shake someone's hand (male or female), you are potentially smearing their sh!t, piss, bugar, etc. onto your hands cuz you never know if they washed their hands after doing their things. furthermore, you could be shaking a hand of a guy who jacked off earlier and got some cum on his hand or a girl that jacked off her guy and got some cum on her hand, where both just wiped their hands off with a dry towel and had not washed them with soap and water...
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 04:43 AM
  #25  
thunderchicken's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,457
Likes: 0
From: Zionsville
Default

I flush with my elbow and use my hip to open the door on the way out.
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 04:48 AM
  #26  
VTEC_Junkie's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 4,709
Likes: 1
From: Berkeley
Default

Originally posted by Scot
This is science at work.....

You go in and take a piss, get the paper towel ready so you don't dirty your hands on the towel dispensor.....then wash your hands...then use the paper towel to open the door.....

Magic..... clean hands.... maybe you could wash your hands before touching your dick if you so desire...
you know the stinky sh!t smell?? that's molecules that came out of someone's ass and were in contact with their sh!t. if you can smell it, then that means every exposed body part will be in contact with it. so how do you deal with THAT?? the bottom line is that unless you go into and out of the bathroom in a sterile bubble, you will be exposed to germs that will remain on you after you leave the bathroom... and for those who breathe with their mouths when the bathroom stinks, you are in a way "licking" someone's sh!t...
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 04:51 AM
  #27  
VTEC_Junkie's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 4,709
Likes: 1
From: Berkeley
Default

Originally posted by thunderchicken
I flush with my elbow and use my hip to open the door on the way out.

try using your shoes to flush next time. it's easier...
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 05:33 AM
  #28  
Scot's Avatar
Thread Starter
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 17,288
Likes: 39
From: Nashville
Default

Remember Mallrats..... that guy (i think it was ben afleck???) put shit all over his hands and shook that guys hand....



[QUOTE]Originally posted by VTEC_Junkie
[B]here's something else to make you paranoid:
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 06:16 AM
  #29  
san2000's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 19,285
Likes: 0
From: SE VTecville
Default

Originally posted by Scot

The president where I work one day took a piss, walked out, then we went to lunch and he was picking up his food (sandwich) to eat it.....is that like licking yourself ???
What about snogging? (sorry.....kissing/making out/ etc....!)
If you kissed your girlfriend, wife, ahem.....boyfriend..........., and they go and kiss their Dad.....are you kissing your father-in-law? (or equivalent)

Let's not even start about sex and your partners ex's!!!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by VTEC_Junkie
[B]
...
Reply
Old Aug 14, 2003 | 06:18 AM
  #30  
cheshire_carper's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 29,526
Likes: 4
From: ...by a lake...somewhere
Default

When someone says `hey did your mom never teach you to wash your hands after peeing`....I always say, `no she taught me to not p1ss on them`.

(RSXblondies hand would be a good one to shake, washed or otherwise).
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:33 AM.