sod washing hands.....it's when someones taken a massive dump and half of it's still left stuck to the bowel after the flush

gross!!

 

not always

 

I try to never touch my dick anyway.... I know where it's been!

 

I'm a freak b/c sometimes I wash my hands before and after, but always after. I get so uncomfortable using Porter Potty/Don's Jon or whatever it's called that does not offer a sink, I have to seek out a sink to wash up.

I always wash up before I eat as well, esp when I'm dining out. And When I'm cooking, I'll wash at least a dozen times when cooking some meat: chicken, beef, etc.

I hardly ever eat unwashed fruit at the grocery stores b/c you don't know who touched the fruits and you don't know where there hands were before.

I stick w/ the Asian custom of bowing hellos and goodbyes or a semi-salute or a finger point hellos and good byes vs. a handshake. If I do handshake people, I definitely make sure that I wash my hands before I eat.

At first I didn't realize I had this problem, but then I got used to it. It first started w/ phobia about germs then it got worse... religion (cleanliness, etc)... working in the hospital (treating sick/ill patients) and make sure I wash after treating them b/c my mentor actually died from unknown disease/virus/germ.

Everytime I go to a medical convention/conference, it's amazing how many people don't wash afterwards and shakes hands w/ everybody.

Told you I was a freak. But I'm feeling much better now.

 

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

 

Apparently it is recommended to be more hygenic to wash your hands prior to peeing, rather than after...

 

study shows that...

after wiping ass with 9- layers of toilet tissue,
the hand still had no less bacteria than the number found from 3 layer tissue.

 

That is exactly what I do. In a case where there is no paper towels to use to open the door with, here is what I do:

1. I will wait for someone to open the door and stick my foot to hold it and escape out (this is only if the restroom is busy)

2. Touch the door knob and rinse my hand at the water fountain once I get out.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by san2000
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What about snogging? (sorry.....kissing/making out/ etc....!)
If you kissed your girlfriend, wife, ahem.....boyfriend..........., and they go and kiss their Dad.....are you kissing your father-in-law? (or equivalent)

Let's not even start about sex and your partners ex's!!!





This gets better and better!!!!

 

Since we are on the subject of SH!T. Just curious, will you guys pick up a $20 dollar bill laying on the restroom floor with a piece of SH!T on top of it?