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Mar 25, 2001 | 12:37 PM

Bernie

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Urgent news from Reuters:

Japan has today banned all animal movements after discovering nibbled beds in Tokyo...

They think it could be an outbreak of Futon Mouse disease.

Mar 25, 2001 | 01:48 PM

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Mar 25, 2001 | 04:57 PM

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? <pause> Because 7, 8, 9.

Mar 25, 2001 | 07:44 PM

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What kind of bee gives milk?

A Boobie

Mar 25, 2001 | 08:09 PM

ricosuave

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where do bee's go to the bathroom?

at the BP station

Mar 26, 2001 | 04:25 AM

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What does a duck do when it fly's upside down?

It quacks up!

Mar 26, 2001 | 08:22 AM

Luder94

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What did Geronimo yell when he jumped off a cliff?

MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mar 26, 2001 | 08:24 AM

Luder94

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a $h!t in the woods. The bear turns to rabbit and innocently asks, "Excuse me rabbit, but do you have problems with $h!t sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit, confused and taken back, responds," No!"

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.