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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 12:31 AM
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Mine: Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you.

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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by rainyred,Jun 11 2009, 02:31 AM
Mine: Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you.

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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 07:32 AM
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From my wife: "Want me to pick up some couple friendly $$$$$$ before I come home?!"
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:11 AM
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During my single days, I would send out a drunk text to like 3, 4 different girls with a general text like "hey sweetie, what are you up to tonight?" and at least one would always text back...

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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:25 AM
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 11 2009, 10:25 AM
i agree
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 01:25 PM
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I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jun 11 2009, 08:25 AM
wow there is some funny shit on there.
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Old Jun 11, 2009 | 08:14 PM
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My favorite drunken texts will be the ones from Vegas next week.
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