8D this is your area code if I am not mistaken?

(619): he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?

 

(631): Can you return condoms to CVS?
(516): Only if you return your pride as well.


HAHAHAHA!

 

(850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of ****ing

lol

 

^^^

 

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

lol thanks for making the last hour of my Friday workday go by faster.

(602): I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits

(661): Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,

(763): So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
(1-763): Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.

(434): Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
(951): sound pretty economical

(918): you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
(1-918): Woah.
(918): that's not how you spell hell yes.

 

[QUOTE=GPMike,Jun 12 2009, 10:42 AM] 8D this is your area code if I am not mistaken?

 

Any port in a storm.

 

this one got to me
i couldnt stop laughing for some odd reason lol

 

san antonio's suck:

(210): I've decided to bang my pen-pal.

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(210): stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
(281): Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps

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(210): It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(210): How crunk are you?
(713): I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins

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(210): Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?

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(210): READY
(1-210) for what?
(210) TO HAVE SEXXXX
(1-210) i think you have the wrong number

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(210): I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.

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(808): how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
(210): S P E L L C H E C K
(808): No you dumbass thats not right