what's the elevator hack?

 

You don't like birds?

 

Yes...please do tell.

 

The elevator hack is a way of ensuring your floor is the first floor the elevator goes to, no matter how many floors are pressed ahead of it. I don't remember how to do it anymore, but it's supposedly built in for police/emergency services.

 

^I'd like to know that.

 

 

I do that ALL the time and it really catches people off-guard most of the time. How about some frickin' courtesy, jerk!

 

i remember back in the day me and my sisters used to argue about who got to push the buttons lol. as soon as one of us would say "I GET TO PUSH THE BUTTONS!!!" the other two of us would fight for who gets to push the bottons on the way back down lmao

 

AMEN!! That Lacrosse shoulder tackel woulda worked here exactly! Had some old bitch in a star bucks push me outta the way so she could cut me in line once.... goddamn chivalry and double standards!! I woulda loved to give her an acid attack like they do in some countries, or a nice double leg drop kick!!

But flatulence works great here, I dropped a horrible SBD and cried "Jesus granny, cant you do that outside??"

( and she wasnt really that old, maybe early 40s with 5 trophy fetuses following her)

 

If you ever get in an elevator and all the buttons for the different floors are already pushed, there's a good chance I was in that elevator before you.