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Employee Evaluation

Old Apr 23, 2002 | 10:40 AM
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(Be sure to read through to the bottom)


1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10. classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.




Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote
the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read
only the odd numbered lines.
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 10:43 AM
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Funny....maybe Bob spent too much time on S2ki.com
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 11:18 AM
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haha~
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 11:29 AM
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The only Bob I've ever known fits that description PERFECTLY!

Spooky!
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Old Apr 25, 2002 | 05:21 PM
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when i read this i thought about that move "office space". really great movie. bob reminded me of that one dude that got hit by the drunk driver in the movie.
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