I haven't laughed this hard in a LONG damn time. I heard this going on the radio on the way up to Road America...I couldn't see straight.

http://www.wacky911.com/track4.html


More crazy 911 calls at www.wacky911.com ... Man, it makes me sad for America, but it's freaking hilarious stuff!

 

Yes, also: mouse, rat, chinchilla, horse, monkey, ferret, cat, dog, hagfish, atlantic eel, pike, trout, salmon, trigger fish, insects, snake, sheep, goat, guinea pig, rabbit, gopher, weasel, somebody's kid. (All except the kid are now dead - at least I think the kid is still alive.)
Pecked at by: magpie, pigeon, chicken, crow, parrot, budgie.
Snapped at by: shark, turtle, alligator.
Leared at by: barracuda, moray eel.
Spit on by: camel, lama.
Got suction cupped by: octopus.

 

OMG, xviper...!

I don't think I want to know the stories behind all of that..!

 

Most of these were for the sake of medical research. When they think you're gonna kill 'em, they try to bite ya. Many of them succeeded. This was usually just trying to get them out of their cages (or tanks). Oh yeah, they were all put to sleep first.

 

I sure hope that you weren't trying to put the kid to sleep when he bit you....

 

Shoulda turned the kid into a lab animal..........the little beggar.