I voted , but in all reality, I usually hold the phone near the toilet so I get that porcelain "ring" when I blast a fart.

 

I used to do it all the time when I talk to my girlfriend. Now it's just part of the normal routine.

 

haha yea i tend to talk on the phone when i really need to!

 

Always... especially when they ask what I'm doing. "Dropping a deuce."

 

The real question is, have you ever jerked it while on the phone?

 

Without paying for the privilege?

 

i like the way you put that. it is a privilege

 

I always make sure i flush a couple times when I hear someone talking on the phone in a public restroom.

 

I've done it countless of times. Depending on who I'm talking to, I'd just tell them I'm taking a crap. Other people, I just don't say anything and go about my business.

 

no but I thought about making this thread when my brother called me as I was on the can and didn't say anything.

I have definitely talked on the phone with my g/f while taking a piss and I just direct the stream towards the side of the bowl so it doesn't make a noise and then I flush and gtfo of the room so you can't hear the flush