f*cking jury duty summons...
Originally Posted by meriggi,Jul 29 2005, 07:42 PM
Just throw it in the trash if you don't want to go!
They cannot prove that you received it! [Must have got lost by the U.S. Mail!]
They cannot prove that you received it! [Must have got lost by the U.S. Mail!]
Masachusetts has a one day/one trial policy with call-ups aout every three years. I work for the Commonwealth which pays me my regular salary for the day, though I can't claim any cash from the court. Every time I've been called, I had a nice day reading a book in a reaonably comfortable setting and got home earlier than if I'd had to work.
Now, if you can get someone to wite a letter to the court on state letterhead indicating you are too mentally retarded to serve on a jury, you might get out of it. However, as the nuns used to say, it will be part of your permanenet record and there's no telling what repercussions that could hold. One that comes to mind is spending some quality time, sans
with Bubba as his
close,
personal
friend
in the county country club for several months for fraud.
Bitchin' about and trying to get out of it gave CA the jury that aquitted OJ. Buck up and do your civic duty.
Now, if you can get someone to wite a letter to the court on state letterhead indicating you are too mentally retarded to serve on a jury, you might get out of it. However, as the nuns used to say, it will be part of your permanenet record and there's no telling what repercussions that could hold. One that comes to mind is spending some quality time, sans
with Bubba as his
close,
personal
friend
in the county country club for several months for fraud. Bitchin' about and trying to get out of it gave CA the jury that aquitted OJ. Buck up and do your civic duty.
Originally Posted by ajlafleche,Jul 29 2005, 08:48 PM
One that comes to mind is spending some quality time, sans
with Bubba as his
close,
personal
friend
in the county country club for several months for fraud.
with Bubba as his
close,
personal
friend
in the county country club for several months for fraud.
Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Jul 29 2005, 05:05 AM
i just received another one in the mail today. this is my 3rd one within the past 4 years. i used to never get them, but all of a sudden i'm getting them about once a year. is this common for the rest of the population??
Sam
Originally Posted by meriggi,Jul 29 2005, 06:42 PM
Just throw it in the trash if you don't want to go!
They cannot prove that you received it! [Must have got lost by the U.S. Mail!]
They cannot prove that you received it! [Must have got lost by the U.S. Mail!]
I've never much enjoyed being summoned for jury duty, but thankfully my appearance seems to instantly exclude me from actually being on the jury... For some reason, they don't seem to think that a guy that has a 10" long mohawk is qualified to serve as a juror. That is pretty much the only time I am more than happy to go along with that supposition! Have to love biased "normal" people!






