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haha..i'm getting into working out lifting weights so i'm taking in a lot of protien drinks and eating bars.. to bulk up..DAMN!! this stuff makes your farts stink soooo bad..sometimes it even makes me want to barf
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Originally Posted by F20C PWR,Feb 20 2006, 01:39 PM
haha..i'm getting into working out lifting weights so i'm taking in a lot of protien drinks and eating bars.. to bulk up..DAMN!! this stuff makes your farts stink soooo bad..sometimes it even makes me want to barf
Protein Shake farts are without a doubt the most deadly farts out there... 
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Originally Posted by happs22,Feb 21 2006, 08:01 AM
We called that the, "ninja" in college. . . you know, stealth attack.
By the way, I keep farting here at work. Not sure if the stink makes it out of my cube, but I'm praying that nobody has to talk to me in person today.
By the way, I keep farting here at work. Not sure if the stink makes it out of my cube, but I'm praying that nobody has to talk to me in person today.
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Originally Posted by moonsurfer,Feb 21 2006, 11:10 PM
While on this subject...one word of advice....DO NOT FART WHILE TAKING A HOT SHOWER!!!! Talk about direct port injection!
. It's kind of like the fart seeps into the steam and then you start breathing and the hot, humid atmosphere definately does not help with the situation. That has seriously got to be the worse place to rip a$$... 
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I had to use a car service on Monday night, and I'm pretty sure the driver farted at least twice. I mean, it was like 15 degrees outside, so the windows were up and the heat was blasting. Every 10 minutes or so, the car would smell like a paper factory in summer. I had been drinking, so I though, "god, am I farting and don't even realize it?" After some investigation (bending, sniffing), I came to the conclusion that it wasn't me. Worst part - the rear windows were locked. Stink, stank, stunk.
