Farting in your cubicle at work
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Years ago my buddy had a thing for a girl who owned a video rental store. I went with him to check her out. He was standing a few feet away pretending to check out videos. I was on the other side of the store. She was waiting on customers, I walked over and pretended to check out videos on the lowest level of the racks so only he was visible from the counter. I ripped a loud one and everyone looked at him. I quickly made my way one rack away jumped up and asked him why he did that and said wow that's putrid. He was so plssed. When he got to my car I told him we were even for him farting in my car.
I spoke to the Plain Jane he lusted over a few days later and told her what I had done, they dated and got married a few years later.
That guy has suffered the brunt of my gags as long as I can remember.
I spoke to the Plain Jane he lusted over a few days later and told her what I had done, they dated and got married a few years later.
That guy has suffered the brunt of my gags as long as I can remember.
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Originally Posted by oscar_driver,Apr 17 2008, 07:53 PM
This is hillarious, you all must get this:
LOL
Everytime I fart I pretend that I'm cleaning my Keyboard, + if you spray the air on the "section" were the "gas" it's located, you can make the smeel discipate in the air, or in the worst case scenario if someone arrives the smell will be mixed and you can say, "dude, this thing stinks"
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Oscar
LOL
Everytime I fart I pretend that I'm cleaning my Keyboard, + if you spray the air on the "section" were the "gas" it's located, you can make the smeel discipate in the air, or in the worst case scenario if someone arrives the smell will be mixed and you can say, "dude, this thing stinks"
my .02
Oscar
mfn hilarious. I might have to add this to my repertoire. Luckily I have an office and I can close the door. Unfortunately that does nothing for the smell. So here's the steps I follow:
1. Close the door.
2. Write a bunch of rubbish on my whiteboard. (with stinky markers)
3. Wipe down the whiteboard with on of those wetnap type clothes (also very smelly)
4. Walk over to the fridge and grab a water.
As far as I can tell, it's foolproof.
I have been caught one time picking my nose though
That's right, I ain't to proud to admit that! 
