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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by AP-DUECE,Apr 18 2008, 09:08 AM
..But you know what i hate.... When your in bed with a somewhat new girlfriend and you know the next one's going to be a stinker and you have to hold it in!!!! lmao But once she leaves ffffuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp...
sooo accurate .. this is truly funny!

.... after a year though i believe we all pretty much make the whole bed SHAKE after the bombs! ... new gf's and farts = not fun

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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by AP-DUECE,Apr 18 2008, 09:08 AM
But you know what i hate.... When your in bed with a somewhat new girlfriend and you know the next one's going to be a stinker and you have to hold it in!!!! lmao But once she leaves ffffuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp

Farts are like a science

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Old Apr 18, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by AP-DUECE,Apr 18 2008, 09:08 AM
But you know what i hate.... When your in bed with a somewhat new girlfriend and you know the next one's going to be a stinker and you have to hold it in!!!! lmao But once she leaves ffffuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp
Once you start hanging around her more you'll do what GNN does, and that's pull the covers over her head and then fart so she has to eat it. I'm such a charmer.
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Old Apr 19, 2008 | 12:58 AM
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its a disgusting topic.., do it in the bathroom or something.. ewww...
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 10:59 AM
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best thread iv sceen in awhile. lmao
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by jdmBeast,Apr 19 2008, 12:58 AM
its a disgusting topic.., do it in the bathroom or something.. ewww...
sorry girl, this boys are just ... boys!
BTW girls also fart, A LOT

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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Apr 18 2008, 01:42 PM
Once you start hanging around her more you'll do what GNN does, and that's pull the covers over her head and then fart so she has to eat it. I'm such a charmer.
Oh i've been with my gf for a while.... I do the same to her i let it bask under the sheets for a while and when she least expects it
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Apr 18 2008, 01:42 PM
Once you start hanging around her more you'll do what GNN does, and that's pull the covers over her head and then fart so she has to eat it. I'm such a charmer.
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 01:16 PM
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It's monday afternoon and lo and behold, I've been caught again :-( This time it was by my boss. Oh well. GNN sheet cover of death for the girlfriend FTW!!!
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Old Apr 21, 2008 | 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by AP-DUECE,Apr 18 2008, 09:08 AM
i love to crop dust in the hallways right after drinking a protein shake!! lol

I also love to rip a loud one while walking in the hallways cause everyone hears it but they don't know who ripped it!!!

Wow i love to fart at work it's kinda've like my stress/gass reliever at work...

But you know what i hate.... When your in bed with a somewhat new girlfriend and you know the next one's going to be a stinker and you have to hold it in!!!! lmao But once she leaves ffffuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp

Farts are like a science
x2 on the crop dusting. im really bad after i eat 6-8 eggs. protein shakes do me in as well. the silent ones are the best. ill stand by someone at work at say " do you guys smell pop corn" or "whos cooking, it smells good" works EVERY time.

even better when im with my friends driving, ill hit the window lock button and let one out slow and quiet. "does it smell like the clutch is slipping"

fanning and waving it works well too
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