Farting in your cubicle at work
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Haha, at least I am not alone here. I got caught again today. No matter how sneaky or quiet I am, as soon as my butthole opens and expells that nasty gas, someone walks in and wants to chat :-(
any stratagies for that?
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Originally Posted by chrisjgiuliano,Apr 18 2008, 07:37 AM
Haha, at least I am not alone here. I got caught again today. No matter how sneaky or quiet I am, as soon as my butthole opens and expells that nasty gas, someone walks in and wants to chat :-(
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Originally Posted by SkullDeezay,Apr 18 2008, 06:05 AM
1. Close the door.
2. Write a bunch of rubbish on my whiteboard. (with stinky markers)
3. Wipe down the whiteboard with on of those wetnap type clothes (also very smelly)
4. Walk over to the fridge and grab a water.
As far as I can tell, it's foolproof.
2. Write a bunch of rubbish on my whiteboard. (with stinky markers)
3. Wipe down the whiteboard with on of those wetnap type clothes (also very smelly)
4. Walk over to the fridge and grab a water.
As far as I can tell, it's foolproof.
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i love to crop dust in the hallways right after drinking a protein shake!! lol
I also love to rip a loud one while walking in the hallways cause everyone hears it but they don't know who ripped it!!!
Wow i love to fart at work it's kinda've like my stress/gass reliever at work...
But you know what i hate.... When your in bed with a somewhat new girlfriend and you know the next one's going to be a stinker and you have to hold it in!!!! lmao But once she leaves ffffuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp
Farts are like a science
I also love to rip a loud one while walking in the hallways cause everyone hears it but they don't know who ripped it!!!
Wow i love to fart at work it's kinda've like my stress/gass reliever at work...
But you know what i hate.... When your in bed with a somewhat new girlfriend and you know the next one's going to be a stinker and you have to hold it in!!!! lmao But once she leaves ffffuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp
Farts are like a science