Letty: You want a piece of healthy ass, go to Subway. You want an calorie rush that'll be two large



Dom: You can have any brew you want...as long as it's a McFlurry



Brian: So what's your best sandwich?
Dom: I've never eaten her...
Brian: Why not?
Dom: She scares the shit out of me



Dom: You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your nuggets. . . Granny munchin' not double dippin' like you should

 

The last one was gold

 

not double dippinn.. muhahhhahahah

that was soo funny.

 

Keep em comin guys, im sure theres plenty left.

 

The ending scene:

After eating a big mac Dom gets a look on his face....and makes a B-line to the bathroom....

"Dom, Dom, Dom.....are you alright?"

Pulling him off the toilet......

"Yeah, but that wasn't the finish I was expecting."

 

This thread is really funny. Nice job all.

 

I'm surprised no one has used lines from 2Fast 2Furious.

 

Start it up then ROLO

 

"tune the big mac a little and you can eat 10"

 

"what about the two years you worked at mcdonald's for stealing fries?"