"You better watch it, or you're going to grow up to be a real bitch, like your mother"
- father to daughter, American Beauty

I don't know why, that's just a really funny quote to me.

 

"If you don't get it from yourself, where will you go for it?" Zen Proverb

 

Common sense applied in an uncommon manner, is called wisdom.
... my Dad

 

your dad is cool.

Wisdom is actually the practical application of knowledge.

Oh, here's another of my favorites...

"Experience is a wonderful thing, it allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again "

Unknown

 

"Life is like a highway. We all travel on it.

Some of us are sports car 'kinda guys, some of us are family vans.

But you know what?

We're all gonna end up at the end of the highway some day, and we'll all be in the same place."

Rick Recko, DPM
(my Polish podiatrist buddy)

 

"Life is like a highway, we all travel on it. Some of us are S2000 kinda guys, and some of us are family vans. But you know what? We're all gonna end up at the end of the highway someday, just some will have a bigger grin on their face" -- Me.

 

You can be silent and have everyone think you are a fool, or you can speak and remove all doubt.

Albert Einstien

 

"The early bird gets the worm, but it's the second rat that gets the cheese."

And on the serious side:

"All great truths begin as blasphemy."

And a favorite:

"Kill all the extremists!"

 

I think it was Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac, not Einstein. Am I wrong?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by woodyandy
[B]I think it was Benjamin Franklin in Poor Richard's Almanac, not Einstein.