fight/roadrage/getting even thread
dont kid yourselves morons cant make that shit up.
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Ok well one time it was like 1am in the morning and my friend (who was driving) and I were returning home from the movies. Out of nowhere this green BMW cuts us off so my mate beeps at them and gestures a WTF motion. I look over and in the car are four overweight woman all eating maccas even the driver and they start giving us the finger so we gave it back. Anyway they start throwing thier food at us burgers drinks n all but my friend drives a pos so he didnt really care we just started laughing and they sped off. About 2 minutes later down the road we stop by a light besides a mcdonalds and in the drive through we see the exact same car. just thought it was funny...
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From: Portlandia
Originally Posted by st4rk,Jul 8 2009, 01:37 PM
So one time I was cruising through my old suburbian neighborhood, it is filled with stuck up yuppies that think they own the entire neighborhood if not all of suburbia.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
I don't like this.
Monica
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From: Disneyland
Originally Posted by reminisce,Jul 8 2009, 07:17 PM
Ok well one time it was like 1am in the morning and my friend (who was driving) and I were returning home from the movies. Out of nowhere this green BMW cuts us off so my mate beeps at them and gestures a WTF motion. I look over and in the car are four overweight woman all eating maccas even the driver and they start giving us the finger so we gave it back. Anyway they start throwing thier food at us burgers drinks n all but my friend drives a pos so he didnt really care we just started laughing and they sped off. About 2 minutes later down the road we stop by a light besides a mcdonalds and in the drive through we see the exact same car. just thought it was funny...
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From: Anaheim
Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Jul 8 2009, 07:30 PM
takes big balzzz to hurt defenseless animals huh asshole!
I hope a pitbull rips off what little you dont have
c-ya
I hope a pitbull rips off what little you dont have
c-ya
and you dont make jokes like that if you like it its totally classless 
