Originally Posted by quiksilverS2K,Jul 7 2009, 08:28 AM

Ok.... About 2 years ago my buddy and I were headed home at three am from the casino. Driving down a 2 lane highway drunk as hell (I dont need any lectures, I realize it was dumb and would never drink and drive again.) We are in my friends cobalt ss, and this car next to us keeps trying to race my friend who wants nothing to do with it since we are just trying to make it home safely. We get to a stop light, and this kid next to us with 3 chicks in his car starts spouting off (obviously trying to show off) on how my buddies car is a slow POS.. and , so they are yelling at each other from there cars and I lean out the window and say one thing about his POS Chrysler 300 (I forget what it was)... the kid jumps out of his car runs over to ours, reaches in the window and punches me in the face then runs back to his car and takes off through the red light. I start laughing histerically because I think its funny, my friend was apparently pissed so he takes off through the red light and starts chasing this guy down the highway doing upwards of 110, swerving over at the guy trying to run him off the road. Finally I grab a tire iron from the back of the car and smash out his window and we flipped around and headed home.

Once again, Im in no way proud of my behavior nor do I condone drinking and driving... but I thought it was funny.

Originally Posted by Terror,Jul 7 2009, 07:58 AM

He's lucky he only got his window smashed out.

Originally Posted by MeFryRice,Jul 7 2009, 08:24 AM

This was a couple years ago when I had my '93 MR2T.

I was at Starbucks with a couple friends and sitting on a wall infront of the shop which happens to be in front of the parking spots and where my car was parked. A 2000ish Celica pulls in next to me. The passenger flings her door open which obviously hit my car. I called her out on it and her response was "oh well, mommy and daddy can pay to fix it". At this time the driver/owner of the Celica had already walked inside to get her drink while I'm arguing with the passenger. So, I kicked the living hell out of the passenger door, got in my car and left.

Originally Posted by MeFryRice,Jul 7 2009, 06:56 AM

I have quite a few but here's another one.

A very good friend of mine's gf works at Long Horn as a hostess. There is a male host that works there as well that kept giving her a hard time and was often times very rude to the point to where she would leave work crying. Well needless to say, that guy left work one evening missing valve stems on the passenger side of his Celica. He hasn't said one work to her since then either although he does not know who it was.

Now that I think about it, I haven't had very much luck with Celica owners.

Originally Posted by Sabre,Jul 6 2009, 11:50 AM

Once when I was driving through a neighborhood in a low gear doing..maybe 28mph (speed limit is 25), the S is just growling, I had some lady with her daughter yell at me as I passed "Slow down!" while they were unloading their FJ Cruiser

So I stopped and pulled a u-turn at the intersection and drove back to her. She looked kind of shocked and her daughter was looking down at the ground too.

I looked right at her and asked angrily "How fast do you think I was going?"

"Uh...I...uh, like...40!"

I scoffed "I was doing 28mph, dont spout off unless you're sure of something, so kiss my ass"

(and yes, I know I was *technically* speeding)

Then proceeded to go on my way the same as before, letting the S just hum down the road.