All in the mustard tryin to ketchup

 

 

I remember putting a timberland boot mark and denting some douche bags truck tailgate after he nearly ran me off the road in my wrx...

Funny thing was, I kept talking shit for them to get the F*** outta the truck and they didn't move so I kicked their tailgate in and then they got out, and walked in front of their truck and went into safeway without acknowledging my shit talking or vehicle abuse. that was funny, I was ready to whoop some ASS.

I also held a guy at sword point to his throat for breaking my bong and kept it unsheathed in my car held towards his stomach as we went to the ATM, but that's not exactly road rage, that's just me being a crazy psycho

 

what the hell

 

lol vinz, i can't believe u did that

 

Yeah, I was 17, had my own place, was high on pot, probly a little drunk, and DEFINITLEY on xanax(makes you very irritable the next day).

I know, I get a little out of hand... but that was almost 8 years ago. We all did stupid things as kids.

 

 

I agree with the fact that twosblind was overreacting like a moron, but I think his main point was that because the woman had her daughter with her. If the girl is looking down, the first thing that comes to my mind is that she was scared. I'd probably skip the "kiss my ass" comment and just strictly warn her and not act in such a stupid way in front of her kid.

 

If you had been there, you'd have known she wasnt scared, she was embarrased because I turned around and confronted her mom.


Either way, I could have avoided the kiss my ass comment, but I was pissed that she was playing neighborhood cop and trying to make an example of me when I was one of the rare types that was (mostly) driving appropriately. It's a common cut-through from one main road to another so people often speed and I wasnt. She just targeted me because it was a fast looking car and I was not willing to be profiled for it and take the blame because she doesnt like other people speeding by her house. Dont take it out on me lady

Oh well. Hindsight = 20/20

 

Couple stories since it's all about fight or roadrage. Long story...no cliffs GTFO!

We all hear stories about fighting so here is my story on the first time I got KO'd. I was in grade 3 on the school bus hanging out with the older guys. I was sitting in the middle of two friends and I looked up to offer some of my buddies a peice of my kit kat and I got a knocked the #### out absorbing a punch that was supposed to be for someone else. =)

Another roadrage story...I was driving speed limit with about 5 other cars filled with buddies. Some douche in a caravan flips a bird on me, high-beaming and such. I could not move up or speed up since I was blocked in with cars, so the douche decides to pull some nascar stunts and overtakes us going downhill. He was pretty successful if you classify cutting me off and dodging a curb by almost a foot?

Anyway, we are at the stop light and he comes out of his car and starts yelling at us.

"what the EF are you doing?," he goes
"driving speed limit, what else can we do, you are going apeshizz. We have nowhere to go!",
*now all my buddies are out of the car*
He goes back to his car and I have NEVER seen anyone pop out a bat so fast before. It came up so fast, it remineded me of the first time I saw tits. JK.
He comes back all red face...yelling at us.
...I'm locked and loaded and so are my friends. If we are going to get hit, we might as well defend or hit back right?
10 seconds later my friends sees a baby kid AND a wife...scared shitless in the van.
As soon as we saw the kid and wife, we just packed up and left, walking away.

He was going apeshizz on us trying smash our cars...good thing the light turned green and I'm pro at grand theft auto I can dodge a thing or two.

I know you guys are expecting a beatdown, but had to share this. The nerve people have huh? What would you guys do? Beatdown crew in front of the baby and wife? Walk away?