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From: Northern Vergina
So one time I was cruising through my old suburbian neighborhood, it is filled with stuck up yuppies that think they own the entire neighborhood if not all of suburbia.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
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From: Land of Cincinnati Chili
Originally Posted by st4rk,Jul 8 2009, 05:37 PM
So one time I was cruising through my old suburbian neighborhood, it is filled with stuck up yuppies that think they own the entire neighborhood if not all of suburbia.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
Anyways I see this dumb bitch and her 2 kids with their toy yappy yap annoying dog on the sidewalk as I drive under the speed limit to a stop sign. I had just put an exhaust on my car so, naturally, to the airhead mother I must be speeding and am endangering her two special education children.
She of course gives me an evil look and tells me to stop speeding. At the stop sign I immediately turn around and confront the bitch.
I get out of my car and slam the door and steadfastily approach the saggy saddle bagged whoreface. I am cursing at the top of my lungs and calling her out, telling her I wasn't speeding and what not.
Her two stupid creations started crying and screaming. The dog starts yappy it's precious little face off. By now I am really pissed off. The woman is getting all scared and shit and starts apologising.
I go into my car and grab some kitanas I had. I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas. By now she is freaking out and her kids are about to pass out from total fear.
To top it off I grabbed the dog, dropped kicked the piece of shit into her yard, and just drove off like a bat out of hell.
I sure showed her, let me tell you.
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well wiht hearing all the others stories i guess its about time i should share mine, well not me, but my father. i havent had any road rage incidents yet because i do hate stupid drivers but it takes alot to get me mad. anyway here it is:
we used to live in South America, Santiago, Chile to be exact and if yall think drivers here are bad then go there and tell me. we lived ther only a year, my dad 3, becase of his job. anyway we were coming home from work one day, i used to go to work with him sometimes, and this guy is at a stoplight in front of us. it turns green and he dosent move. so we wait and give him a beep and he still dosent move. it turns yellow and red. i dont really understand that well becaue im only in the 3rd grade at the time but my dad is pissed as shit. it turns green again and he still dosent move. my dads yelling and hitting the horn and hes still not moving. so he gets out and goes up to his car and hits the shit out of the window. the other guy gets out and hes screaming and cussing at my dad in spanish, and my dad is screaming and cussing at him in english(dad never learned spanish, company always had a translater for him) so teh guy goes to the back of his car and grabs a bat. comes up to my dads company car and hits the roof. my dad dosent give a shit cuz its a company car and starts beating the shit out of his car. then the guy goes to the back seat where i was and starts hitting the side of the door. this is where my dad went over the edge. he charged the guy, he goes to swing the bat, and my dad just grabs his arm and starts hitting the guy, we leave him there, and we get in the car and drive away. the guy only ended up putting a few dents on the roof that lookd like door dings but hit the rear door pretty good, the other guys car was dented like a beer can. its funny looking back on it. but at the time being so young i was sacared shitless. haha.
we used to live in South America, Santiago, Chile to be exact and if yall think drivers here are bad then go there and tell me. we lived ther only a year, my dad 3, becase of his job. anyway we were coming home from work one day, i used to go to work with him sometimes, and this guy is at a stoplight in front of us. it turns green and he dosent move. so we wait and give him a beep and he still dosent move. it turns yellow and red. i dont really understand that well becaue im only in the 3rd grade at the time but my dad is pissed as shit. it turns green again and he still dosent move. my dads yelling and hitting the horn and hes still not moving. so he gets out and goes up to his car and hits the shit out of the window. the other guy gets out and hes screaming and cussing at my dad in spanish, and my dad is screaming and cussing at him in english(dad never learned spanish, company always had a translater for him) so teh guy goes to the back of his car and grabs a bat. comes up to my dads company car and hits the roof. my dad dosent give a shit cuz its a company car and starts beating the shit out of his car. then the guy goes to the back seat where i was and starts hitting the side of the door. this is where my dad went over the edge. he charged the guy, he goes to swing the bat, and my dad just grabs his arm and starts hitting the guy, we leave him there, and we get in the car and drive away. the guy only ended up putting a few dents on the roof that lookd like door dings but hit the rear door pretty good, the other guys car was dented like a beer can. its funny looking back on it. but at the time being so young i was sacared shitless. haha.
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Originally Posted by st4rk,Jul 8 2009, 01:37 PM
I run back to the woman and do some crazy kung fu looking move with the kitanas.
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i remember my ex boyfriend was driving on the freeway 
and some other driver was being dumb.. (i forgot what happened at first) but the other guy was trying to swerve into us afterwards.. and he brought out a laser pointer n was waving it at us.. so my ex took out a beer bottle and threw it at the guy's car.. hahah 
it was funny...... and scary at the same time.. i just felt bad if anyone's tires blew from broken glass on the freeway :/
but after we exited, some other dudes in this van were like "YAHHH!" and gave us thumbs up.......
and some other driver was being dumb.. (i forgot what happened at first) but the other guy was trying to swerve into us afterwards.. and he brought out a laser pointer n was waving it at us.. so my ex took out a beer bottle and threw it at the guy's car.. hahah it was funny...... and scary at the same time.. i just felt bad if anyone's tires blew from broken glass on the freeway :/
but after we exited, some other dudes in this van were like "YAHHH!" and gave us thumbs up.......