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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by njsdca,Oct 2 2008, 07:10 PM
^^ too soon man.
why? Just cause he's dead, we can't enjoy the laughs he gave us?
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 07:41 PM
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haha nice!
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 08:04 PM
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If you can't last more than two minutes, you don't watch nearly enough $$$$$$. You need to watch A LOT of $$$$$$ to desensitize your little scot. Take a break from the poon to watch $$$$$$. When you get to the point where you can't finish unless you're watching Brazilian fart fetish $$$$$$, Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids, some girl sitting on a traffic cone, and double DVDA splitting two women like fish all at the same time.. then my friends, you're ready. Now, good luck getting it up without a midget being gagged and spanked.. but that's a different story.
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Old Oct 2, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Oct 2 2008, 09:04 PM
If you can't last more than two minutes, you don't watch nearly enough $$$$$$. You need to watch A LOT of $$$$$$ to desensitize your little scot. Take a break from the poon to watch $$$$$$. When you get to the point where you can't finish unless you're watching Brazilian fart fetish $$$$$$, Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids, some girl sitting on a traffic cone, and double DVDA splitting two women like fish all at the same time.. then my friends, you're ready. Now, good luck getting it up without a midget being gagged and spanked.. but that's a different story.
what
the
phuck
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Oct 3, 2008 | 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Oct 2 2008, 11:04 PM
If you can't last more than two minutes, you don't watch nearly enough $$$$$$. You need to watch A LOT of $$$$$$ to desensitize your little scot. Take a break from the poon to watch $$$$$$. When you get to the point where you can't finish unless you're watching Brazilian fart fetish $$$$$$, Japanese girls exchanging bodily fluids, some girl sitting on a traffic cone, and double DVDA splitting two women like fish all at the same time.. then my friends, you're ready. Now, good luck getting it up without a midget being gagged and spanked.. but that's a different story.
I think there was a CSI miami with this exact story. the dude couldn't get it up to plow his old lady so he killed the $$$$$$ star...

Vtec's mom is in hiding now.
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