I was wondering if anyone else has experienced this phenomena... seems that every single time I bust ass at work, someone will show up and come stand right next to me just as the smell begins to hit. I dont feel bad at all because they showed up at the wrong place at the wrong time, and are free to leave but nooo, they choose to stand in the middle of it and bitch lol. And if im out somewhere, a hot chick will show up just before its time to release the explosion... wtf??

 

You've got bad ass luck. Luckily, with a good diet, and knowing (generally) what sets me off, I know when I've got a brownie baking, and let it rip. . . ideally in somebody else's cube (or room).

 

Dutch Oven

 

I counter with my catch and release finger roll.

 

I think its a combo of the Raisin Nut Bran cereal and something about those soy caramel macciatos that turbo charge mah assss

 

ever seen those frozen burritos at the gas station called the bomb?


(not me)

i dare you to eat one of these on your lunch break. worse than a WMD, the name says it all.

 

Dude. . .I applaud your whims and desires, but nothing can beat a white guy (like myself) raised on Desi, Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Thai, Mexican, Ethiopian, Hungarian, Romanian, Irish, English, Norwegian, Swedish, German and French food.

. . . . . .

Where's my WORLD family?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! S2Ki STAND UP PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh shit. . . nearly forgot the Bul Ko Gee wrecking crew?!?!?! Holla!!!!!

 

OMG, that video is hilarious.

 

A fart it is a pleasant thing,

It gives the belly ease,

It warms the bed in winter,

And suffocates the fleas.



A fart can be quiet,

A fart can be loud,

Some leave a powerful,

Poisonous cloud



A fart can be short,

Or a fart can be long,

Some farts have been known

To sound like a song..





A fart can create

A most curious medley,

A fart can be harmless,

Or silent , and deadly.



A fart might not smell,

While others are vile,

A fart may pass quickly,

Or linger a while......



A fart can occur

In a number of places,

And leave everyone there,

With strange looks on their faces.



From wide-open prairie,

To small elevators,

A fart will find all of

Us sooner or later.



But farts are all bad,

Is simply not true-

We must never forget.......

Sweet old farts like you!





Kinda brings a tear to your eye - don't it?