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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by vader1,Dec 21 2007, 09:25 AM
Why wait for someone to show up? Head for the cube farm and go crop dusting.

Its best to share.
That's only if you've got a good hangover fart that'll linger. . .

Speakin' of which. . .
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 10:44 AM
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i'm glad i have a high ceiling, well ventilated showroom here at work
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 03:29 PM
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rofl @ thread

Or when you have to run up a flight of stairs and it then sounds like a machiene gun?!
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 04:00 PM
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on hard plastic and leather covered seats ftw!
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Old Dec 21, 2007 | 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Currahee474,Dec 20 2007, 09:22 PM
I counter with my catch and release finger roll.
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Kyushin, Dec 21 2007, 04:29 PM
Or when you have to run up a flight of stairs and it then sounds like a machiene gun?!
Or when you've got one stored and you laugh. Machine gun city!

.......What a great thread
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 06:27 PM
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i was once forced to hold my girlfriend down. sit on her chest. and fart in her face....it was a bad day for her....
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Old Dec 22, 2007 | 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Kyushin,Dec 20 2007, 05:48 PM
I was wondering if anyone else has experienced this phenomena... seems that every single time I bust ass at work, someone will show up and come stand right next to me just as the smell begins to hit. I dont feel bad at all because they showed up at the wrong place at the wrong time, and are free to leave but nooo, they choose to stand in the middle of it and bitch lol. And if im out somewhere, a hot chick will show up just before its time to release the explosion... wtf??
sounds like shitty luck
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 09:46 AM
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what a bunch of humans!
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Old Dec 23, 2007 | 09:58 AM
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Lol, how true. I always thought if I was stranded on an island or locked in an old refrigerator, I could just fart and someone would show up.
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