When I was in basic training for the air force, I was the dorm cheif. After two days of 48 guys using the toilets, the smell because some did not flush, I can't stand the smell of a piss, sh!t smelling bathroom, I came up with a plan.

I got everyone lined up to the toilets, made them all flush at least three times around and yell out, "I don't live in a gas station toilet".


No more problem.

 

Hahahah. Thats something new for me. No splashbacks!

Well at least the kid didn't piss all over your floor. Some adults don't remember from kindergarten on how to piss properly and piss all over the floor and the tiolet.

 

I was sleeping with this chick the other day and I woke up at around 5 in the morning to go piss. I lifted up the toilet seat and I saw piss and toilet paper in there.

I flushed it, pissed, flushed again, and went back to sleep. It was weird.

 

Fixed.

 

I'm sure you meant the taste was weird.

 

 

i read that something like 78% of people flush public toilets with their feet.

 

Always flush, and then lower the seat and lid. If it's a #2, I lower the lid, then flush at least twice (damn water saver toilets are useless). Don't need to get fecal spray on everything, including toothbrushes.