I love the hell out of chinese and sushi.

I've started a bit of a collection, various fortunes I've gotten from cookies....

todays didn't make much sense:
- "the one recognize the illusion, does not act as if it is real"

some other classics I have stapled to the side of my cubical:
- "when the moment comes, take the last one"
- "don't kiss an elephant on the lips today"
- "some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies"
- "how dark is dark? how wise is wise?"
- "if your friend wants to learn to drive, don't stand in the way"
- "next time, order the shrimp"

 

funny. I got one saying "it wasn't chicken"

 

haha I have one from Panda Express... I will try to find it and upload it on here. All it said was:

"Ask your mom"

 

....in bed.

 

my personal favorite, although not one I've gotten:


and if you're an "...In Bed" type...oh man:


I've personally had a few good ones, but never kept them and dont remember them off the top of my head.

 

 

Chinese is a race, Sushi is a type of food.

And what's so confusing about the quote? Don't act like it's when you know it's not.

 

Fixed

 

Best one I ever got:

"Your place in life is in the drivers seat"