I had take out chinese food this weekend. I always look forward to the fortune cookie Well, this was one lucky cookie, I got 6 separate fortunes in my cookie.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?? At least I got to laugh 6 times...

Just thought I would share with you kids..

 

Shell

Do you add "in bed" to the end of your fortunes??

 

hmmm... like 6 in bed. LOL

 

Did you also get six sets of lotto numbers?

 

Yeah I did... BRB, going to buy tickets...

 

I saw a very funny skit on Comedy Central about adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune. I think it was a show called "The Upright Citizen Brigade". Just mentioning it in case you saw it too. You're probably laughing now just thinking about it. Briefly, a group at a table with a tray full fortune cookies are playing the "in bed" game, and one poor soul keeps getting fortunes like, "You are very quick", "Your wife is wishing for more", "You cannot satisfy your partner". Luckily their writers are much more talented than me.