Groundhog Day
Phil: "Where's everybody going?"
Piano teacher: "To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day"
Phil: "It's still just once a year, isn't it?"

Dumb and Dumber:
Harry: "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

Spaceballs
"The name's Barf. I'm a mog, half man half dog. I'm my own bestfriend "

 

Dumb and Dumber:

I am really butchering this but,

Lloyd: What are the chances of getting together?

Girl: About one in a million.

Lloyd: So you're sayin theres a chance.

Girl: No, I have a husband.

Lloyd: Husband?! What was all that one in a million talk!?

 

Question: "What about love?"
Anwser: "Overrated. Biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate."

oh wait, it may not sound funny, i just really like it

 

Animal House:

"...........was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

"Hey you F'd up, you trusted us"

"I'm pre-law"
"I thought you were pre-med"
"What's the difference"

"Seven years of school down the drain."

Ok last one:

"They took the bar, the whole f'in bar!"

Classic movie....Is my all-time favorite

 

"Are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCANT" Once Upon a Time in Mexico...J Depp...

"You can fit a giant f*ckin jumbo jet in there" Snatch

"Keep that dog from dribblin on my seats.....
This is a stolen car tyrone..."Snatch


Spanish pu$$y, black pu$$y, white pus$$y, whats this....a new flavor,
apple pie pu$$y....From Dusk, Till Dawn, Cheech


"Its not how you stand by your car, its how you race your car, F&TF, my fave


"Step away from that ficus, that is a jizz free ficus" Stifler, American Pie 2

 

"come back here you fat bearded bitch!!!"

 

good stuff! i know some too but can't think of any right now...

 

Fast times - "all i need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and I'm fine" - jeff spicoli

Lost boys - "you never grow old michael, you never die....but you must feed" - keefer sutherland

heartbreak ridge "smoother than a prom queen thigh" - clint eastwood

Clerks - the entire movie........

 

First Sgt Towser: Sir, You can only see the Major when he is not in.
Incredulous Captain Tapman: You mean I can only see the Major when he's not in?
Towser: Thats Right Sir.
Tapman: well when can I see him.
Towser: When he is in, he's not there and you can't see him, and when he's out - Then you can see him - except that he's not there.

From "Catch-22"

 

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life!"

-The Dean talking to Flounder,
Animal House, made 25 years ago!