Mallrats - Any story Brodie has to tell about Walt Flannigan

UHF - "Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!"

Chasing Amy - (Discussing lesbians making love)
Guy "Doesn't that hurt?"
Girl "Yea, but in a good way"

Dazed and Confused - "That what I love about them highschool girls...they get older, I stay the same age"

Pretty much every line from any Kevin Smith movie would fill well into this catagory

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Monkei
Mallrats - Any story Brodie has to tell about Walt Flannigan

UHF - "Badgers? We don't need no stinking Badgers!"

Chasing Amy - (Discussing lesbians making love)

 

Airplane:
Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking.
Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley.

The Big Leboski:
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback


Clerks:
Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

 

"Training Day"
whatever...whatever the feck ever!

 

"Its not so much that I want her dead... I just dont want her alive... anymore."
- Stewie Griffen

 

Old School ------

"I took the restrictor plate off. Gave the red dragon a little more juice"

"Snoop-a-Loop!!"

"Were going streaking!!"

 

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.

from "Animal Crackers"

 

"Were on a mission from god"

 

"so young, so angry... damn that rap music"

 

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