A friend's dad repairs pneumatic conveying equipment such as airlocks and rotors, and one of his biggest clients is this national meat rendering plant which is like the #2 producer of meat products in the world. Each plant hires about 6500 people and they have 22 plants across the US.

Anyway, all of their plants hire cheap foreign labor who can't speak English or realize when they're being used for slave labor. The plant hired 50% Vietnamese workers and 50% Taiwanese workers to sit on the rendering lines and use things like the Spinal Cord Removers and Head Splitters to carve up about 7,000 hogs a day, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They all wear belts which look like old western gun holsters, except instead of guns they have their butcher knives, lung guns, and various other tools of animal destruction.

Now the problem that this meat rendering factory didn't realize when hiring their slave labor was that the Vietnamese and the Taiwanese immigrants HATE each other. With a passion. So there's two minority groups carving up cows and hogs all day, walking around a plant with huge knives and gutting tools, and constantly encountering an ethnic group they despise.

The result? There's been over 20 murders in that one plant alone. They're using their hog slaughtering tools to stab the shit out of each other and create some incredibly disturbing kind of gang warfare in a meat rendering facility. If you think the animal butchering tools on this site are disturbing, think about how messed up it is to see five guys attack somebody else with those tools. I bet their carcasses go straight into the hot dog production vat.

 

the plant should have done research.

and woah, what is that in your gif sig, Lee355?

 

Warcraft III maybe?

 

I don't know why you consider this to be funny.

 

 

I don't think he means it as "haha clown" funny, but "hmm something fishy" funny

easy killer!

 

I thought the post itself would reveal the sarcasm in the title