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Funny "Twas the night before Xmas" modification

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Old Dec 12, 2003 | 02:21 PM
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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," in that silly thing,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night.
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Old Dec 13, 2003 | 04:13 AM
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More of those (but non-car) here:

http://forums.s2ki.com/forums/showthread.p...threadid=166201
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Old Dec 13, 2003 | 07:00 AM
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Thanks for the link to that thread.
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Old Dec 13, 2003 | 12:38 PM
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hahah, nice
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Old Dec 13, 2003 | 01:49 PM
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here. I changed a few lines. Just a joke.

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower,
As light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
So I did a ricer fly by to show him who is still the big boss.
He caught up to me at the next light and got out of his car, this guy was a real hoss.
He walked over to the driver's side window and said "Hey"
"Your civic's a piece of shit and I think your gay!"
I tried to act tough like all the other rice boys,
the second I opened the door I heard a big noise.
It was my nose being broken by a hard fist.
I spent a night in the emergency room, I have to admit, twas was a shitty Christmas.
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