what not to put in ure resume haha:




Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins

2036 South Side Skreet Projects

Compton, CA 11122

Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th.



OBJECTIVE



To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a SoulTrain Dancer and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the 'hood.'



SKILLS



I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetoc or human hurh.



EDUCATION



The "GET YOURS" Home Correspondence Course, INC:

Big Mamma's House of Hair 'N Nails 'N Fried Chicken 'N Stuff (Gradiated with honors for the most extensions don in a year's time)



WORK EXPERIENCE



January 10, 1999-January 30, 1999

Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge Bar & Grill Pool Hall & Bait 'N TackleShop



Reason for leaving; I got sick 'n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me.



March 1, 1999-November 1, 1999

The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium



I loveded this job cuz they gave me a free toof ary monf and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cuz I let one of my homeboys sniff the laughing gas. He just smelt it, he don't do drugs no mo.



November 2, 1999-November 10, 1999

My Baby Daddy's Day Care Center Car Wash & Barber Shop



Reason for leaving: They tried to work a sistuh ta deaf and I got thangs ta do



November 12, 1999- November 14, 1999

Kim Fung Toi's House of Rice & Skrimps and Stuff



Reason For Leaving: You don't even wanna know



Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube



Reason for leaving: Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow of activator.





The Ike Turner Pimp Slap Recovery Center (They have lovely commodations; yes I worked there and was a patient too.)



Reason for leaving: Center closed down cuz Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside haself since she a big star and arythang.

He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee.



REFERENCES:



Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)


Hezakiah Clevestus "The Playa" Jones (my homie's cuzzin's babydaddy)

The Right Reverend Aliza Benjarmin "ineedadrank" O'grady (pastor of the Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church Inc., a not-for-profit agency.)

 

this post is racist





j/k i dont really care, its pretty funny.

 

is the person's race discussed in this? nooooooooo


believe me, when i got this as an email I made positive that it was not containing racial slurs and such, for I myself am a minority and I would have been offended....

 

Just so you know, I, regretfully, once used the word "lice" instead of "rice" and heard about it from someone here. I was ashamed for thinking it was funny and not thinking how it might affect someone. Plus, even if you are a minority, people can still be offended. Don't mean to preach, but just warning you that someone may not take this well.