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Girlfriend Vrs. P0rn.

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Old Aug 9, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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Look, just make a deal with her. Everytime you feel like whackin' it to some quality p0rn, she has to let you boink her. It doesn't matter where you are or what the conditions are, she has to do the dew with you.
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Old Aug 9, 2006 | 10:37 PM
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She is insecure , bad sign dude Trade her in for a new model with that fresh hooter smell.

Never hide anything from your spouse. Bad idea in a marriage. I always show the wife, hey come here look at this. She now just ignores me.

My racing buddies and I used to put $25.00 each into a hat every month.

We would then find the best ,funniest or off beat p0rn we could find. We each had the same thumb drives, tossed them into the hat and would plug them each one at a time. We would vote for the best. Blind vote. Winner got the pot, but the rules were you had to take the wife or GF to a nice dinner with the money. All went well till one insecure GF went ape shlt over how he got the money. Funny part was he won 3 of the last 5 months. She went to all the girlies to tell them. Most knew, she was surprised none thought it was a big deal.


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Old Aug 9, 2006 | 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by WFO Racer,Aug 9 2006, 10:37 PM
Trade her in for a new model with that fresh hooter smell.
ROFL
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 12:15 AM
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Its simple. Just bring it up to her this way

You: Well would you let me have anal sex with you and choke you and pound you until you until your bedpost cracks your wall then I spray my kids all over your eyes and your face and force you to swallow it?

Her: Hell no!

You: Okay then shut up and let me watch my p0rn
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by WFO Racer,Aug 9 2006, 10:37 PM
I always show the wife, hey come here look at this. She now just ignores me.
Classic. lol
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 12:45 AM
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#### that, nobody touches my computer, and if my GF went through my sh1t, there'd be he11 to pay.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by s2kmaniac81,Aug 9 2006, 05:47 PM
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Dude learn to erase your history!!! I do this everytime I have looked up $$$$$$!!!!
There you go!
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 03:40 AM
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I would dump her for snooping around your shit.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 06:06 AM
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Its not about the pr0n, its a way to get your attention. If it were not for the pr0n, it would be something else. She is just using it to get attention. Do what you want about the situation, just understand what is driving it.
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Old Aug 10, 2006 | 07:55 AM
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you think her snooping around your computer produced a bad scenario.....wait till she catches you actually whipping up a batch of baby batter while surfing p)rn

WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!
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