A Catholic priest, doctor, a rich businessman, and a policeman were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them. The policeman fumed "What's with those guys? We have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in "I've never seen such poor golf!" The businessman yelled out "Get moving, time is money!" The priest said "Here comes George, the greenskeeper, maybe he can do something about this." "Hello, George," said the priest, "What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" George the greenskeeper replied, "Yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said "That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them." The businessman replied "I think I'll donate $50,000 to the firefighters in honor of these brave souls." The policeman said "Why the @#%& don't they play at night?"

 

Me... I did 1/2 a lol.