I wonder what the atmosphere is going to be like over there. I'm expecting a body cavity search at the airport when I present my U.S. Passport.

 

What a bummer.

Do me a favor and give them all my regards!



"I fart in their general direction"

 

Damn French! They deserve to be

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by DJ Qube
[B]I wonder what the atmosphere is going to be like over there.

 

You ought to get some French cheese and wine and when you get off the plane, tell them you have come to France to return these items.

 

BWAHAHAHAA!!!!

 

THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE:


Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite abit.
"Oh, my,"said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked,
"Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French!"

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FormerH22a4
[B]Damn French! They deserve to be

 

During one of the many wars that the French and the British fought, the French just happened to capture a British army major. An officer brought the major to the French general for interrogation. The French general began ridiculing the major for wearing "that stupid red tunic." The French general said, "Why to you wear that red uniform, it makes it easy for us to shoot you." The British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, and my soldiers will not get scared." The French general said,"That is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, "From now on all French officers will wear brown pants."

 

BTW, I am Canadian