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Hard Work Equals What?!?!

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Old Sep 26, 2002 | 03:18 AM
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Default Hard Work Equals What?!?!

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes life 100%?

Here's a little numerology which may prove helpful:

Let's allow A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
X Y Z to be represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26

Then, applying numerological principles we see that:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but hey - bullshit will put you over the
top!

And for the truly ambitious, there's always:

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%!
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Old Sep 26, 2002 | 03:30 AM
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ROFL nice one!!!
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Old Sep 26, 2002 | 02:47 PM
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That's very good!
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