serious question, with no disrespect or joking around intended at all...




When a blind person uses the toilet, how do they know when to stop wiping?




I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... but I saw that asked somewhere else without an answer, and I just wonder... and imagine...

 

It's called the "wipe-n-sniff"

 

Also called "Wipe and squeeze your ass together until it doesn't stick."

 

I thought of that, but doesn't one risk getting poop on their nose?

 

LOL this is too funny!

 

Generally you are safe with the 5-7 wipe rule...unless you are a blind liberal and don't want to waste trees...then one wipe...if any.

 

What if your blind and have no sense of smell?

 

can i add the question....how do really fat people wipe when they can't reach around there?

 

Some that I know that are morbidly obese shower after they take a dump. No joke.

 

^ hmmmm, but what if you're one of those obese people that tend to stink up the bathroom at work???