They can usually feel the Klingons. When you loose your sense of eyesight, your other senses kick in. If they smell something later, they might pop in for a touch up.

I used to work as an Orientation and Mobility assistant at a blind school.

 

Oh, you'll know. You'll KNOW when you have a good $hit. Trust me.

 

You can check out the joy here.

 

dark brown leather interior

 

They use a forked stick.

 

I understand that part. What I don't understand is how you can guarantee that there wasn't a single hair slightly bent out of place that just managed to scrape along the entire turd as it was making its way into the toilet. Or do you shave as well?

 

That right there is a quote for the ages. Yes indeed. One to visualize and remember.

 

as well? are you incrminating yourself?

 

Why..yes, I do! How did you guess that?!

All I can say is there is no "guarantee" in life...no, not even in $hitting...especially when you are blind. But with some practice, patience and a help of Metamusil, you'll be able to $hit, flush and go without the need to wipe your a$$.

 

You're misinterpreting. I said "as well" meaning, does he shave as well as take fiber in order to eliminate the possibility of clingons (Klingons? ).

Good catch, though.