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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 06:54 AM
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Morbidly obese = 350+ lbs
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 07:22 AM
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great thread! Wish i had thought of it.

There is no end to unanswered bathroom questions!!!

Maybe their Seeing Eye Dog barks is he sees shit on the paper?

I think i blind person sniffing paper runs the risk of looking like they were on the receiving end of a DIRTY SANCHEZ... how embarrassing...
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:05 AM
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Originally Posted by tritium_pie,Oct 22 2008, 08:36 PM
serious question, with no disrespect or joking around intended at all...




When a blind person uses the toilet, how do they know when to stop wiping?




I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... but I saw that asked somewhere else without an answer, and I just wonder... and imagine...

Do you look at your ass after you've wiped it?
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by tritium_pie,Oct 22 2008, 10:36 PM
serious question, with no disrespect or joking around intended at all...




When a blind person uses the toilet, how do they know when to stop wiping?




I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... but I saw that asked somewhere else without an answer, and I just wonder... and imagine...

Easy answer...




























Proper amount of fibre intake is the key for regularity AND the "right texture"...."right texture" for it to come out clean...with no extra mess...no wet "dangle berries"...

I take Metamusil everyday...I haven't wiped my a$$ for two years .
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:21 AM
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You haven't? How do you KNOW that it's clean every time, then?
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 08:25 AM
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apparently he doesn't care
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,Oct 23 2008, 11:18 AM
I haven't wiped my a$$ for two years .
remind me never to buy a used car from you
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Oct 23 2008, 08:05 AM
Do you look at your ass after you've wiped it?
I look at the paper. You don't??

I may not look at the first few as it's obvious they're gonna be covered in shit, but the later ones... yeah. Hence, the subject of this thread.
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Gymkata,Oct 23 2008, 08:18 AM
I take Metamusil everyday...I haven't wiped my a$$ for two years .
I think that's obvious to anyone who has met you.
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Old Oct 23, 2008 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Oct 23 2008, 12:19 AM
Generally you are safe with the 5-7 wipe rule...unless you are a blind liberal and don't want to waste trees...then one wipe...if any.
until you have a case of Montezuma's revenge
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