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How to know if a girl is diseased or not?

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Old Aug 18, 2003 | 09:43 PM
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If you stick it in and later it falls off...

...chances are she's got a disease.


Seriously though, you can't ASK a girl or you'll never get any. And if you ask how many partners, chances are she could lie. Wear a condom. Or two. Oh yeah, and get a receipt from her.....
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 04:53 AM
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Originally posted by 94NSX
Go to a Christian college...






...damn, that was cold!
Some of the biggest sluts I've ever met went to christian/catholic schools...
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 05:45 AM
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Originally posted by WestSideBilly


Some of the biggest sluts I've ever met went to christian/catholic schools...
Isn't that the truth!

It was a free for all in Utah with the Mormons too.
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 06:47 AM
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I'm not trying to flame you guys here, but it takes a lot of courage to ask the question this guy has come to the boards with. I doubt he appreciates the smart ass comments you guys are coming back with. Remember we aren't all old farts who have been around the block. Put yourself in his shoes and remember how much of a mystery life was before leaving home. Come on guys how about some more constructive comments.

Nick
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 06:56 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by RiceBurnerTX
[B]I'm not trying to flame you guys here, but it takes a lot of courage to ask the question this guy has come to the boards with.
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 07:01 AM
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Originally posted by Scot
do them in the ass instead.......... you can devirginize their cornhole!



lol!!!



gotta love the "a-pipe"
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 08:01 AM
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Date her, get to know, like and respect her, use common sense, use protection, remember to spay or nueter, become involved in a mutual long term monogomous relationship and then make that move when you both are ready and really know each other. By the way, when you love and respect the person you are having a physical relationship with, sex is 100% better. I'm talking rockets and fireworks. If love and respect is not involved, sex is just a step above Manuela and her 4 sisters. Anything short of the above may lead to the lemon test or worse. Besides that you will go blind and grow hair on your palms. Herpes and HIV are forever!
Old Aug 19, 2003 | 08:31 AM
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Originally posted by wantone
2nd way to check is to get her to eat hot peppers. If she starts scratching around... uh-oh... that's it
Is this true? If so, WTF??
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