If only. Some dude posted something about the volcano vaporizer I was like shit where do these innovations come from.

 

$300/couple minimum. No knives, china, pots-n-pans or crystal. Don't factor in the X-country flight and hotel, you didn't have to say yes.

If it is like most New York weddings I have been to, you can expect a cocktail hour followed by a 4 hour open bar. Hor douves (sp?), appy, salad, main, dessert, cake. Dancing to a DJ or Band.

I look at it like this, if I went out for this type of night with my wife, it would cost me at least $200 (heavy drinkers $300) so why not give it to the couple.

 

I think the money is always out of propotion to what you get.

I've never had grreat food at a wedding. Good but not great.

The bar is often not top shelf.

I always think wow I could go to the Brittons (Baltimore harbor).

There I can have surf and turf, get the #1 rated best service and one hell of a great 7 course meal for 2 for around $175 Tip included.

Meanwhile I'm at someones funeral I mean wedding drinking house vodka with walmart miniture olives and chicken with rice and WTF is that green shit.

It smells like cat shit

Aw man give me some more house vodka when am I going to see someone put the garter belt up way too high.

Tickle her tickle her. Give her the shocker!

That chick has a great ass honey. Slap. Why do all the women put on 15 - 25lbs after 2 or 3 years. Slap. =)

NICE Look after 10 vodka martinits I can break dance. =)