Ya, I'm srrrry. I should totally add a good site to my list:
http://www.ratemypoo.com/

 

i started reading this thread and had to take a poop. i handed the computer to my gf and made her read it and she is happy to poop once every two days which i dont understand but it helps keep my belief of "girls dont poop" real

 

^ Agree.... ^

 

 

Dude, just crap your your girls lower lip

 

"he called the shit POOP!"

 

I'm with S2KNJ... Clockwork every morning and a shower to follow. I have an abnormally hairy ass, so a shower is mandatory after every dump. I don't care if I have to hit the tub 8 times a day, my ass is staying fresh.

I don't know how people can walk around all day with dingle-berries in their ass... I'm not one of those "water cleans everything" people, but I think it definitely does a better job (with some soap) than smearing shit around with tissue and then letting my cheeks pressurize the excess for the rest of the day, leaving a God awful smelling dried crust.

 

I was 2lbs less after a crap (yes I weighed before and after LOL)

 

Use tissue like normal then use baby wipes as the last few wipes to clean up.

 

Please note the 3rd sentence fragment in my post...